Mahattaya

""My Cabbages!""

The Kingdom of Mahattaya is a mildly bewildered nation in the West Pacific, that was discovered by the modern world in 1994.

History
Centuries of Cabbage farming and peaceful prosperity were dashed out the window one fateful day in 1994. That was the day a military cruiser drew off course and discovered the Island of Mahattaya. All of a sudden their problems went from how to efficently harvest the hay crop for the animals and how to evenly distribute it to each of the Mahattayans to whether or not to supply their new police force with tanks.

In the twenty-odd short years since their discovery, Mahattaya has been on a winding and confusing road to becoming a modern nation, and were almost instantly reclassified from Socialists to Inoffensive Centrist Democrats, whatever that means. King Wolof XIV continues to lead his country into this new and baffling frontier to the best of his ability.

Trivia

 * Ever since their steam railway was introduced by foreign forces almost immediately after their discovery, railway safety related causes of death skyrocketed.
 * Despite the cabbage slug's damage to their crops, it is revered as sacred.